Graters

im looking for 100 thing to do with a cheese grater??

no serious answers please. x

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1. use it to remove the hard skin on your heels....you could even keep the shavings for a spag bol!
2. Scrape the dead skin off your back using which 'flakes' as a athletes foot powder.
3. uhm ... 1) you can grade cheese with it 2) spank your significant other with it 3) remove the callous on your foot
4. Spray paint it green and use it as an armature for a flower arrangement. Or just spray paint it green and call it "art".
5. omg-hahaha too funny it would make a nice strainer for over the bathroom tub drain to catch all the hair ..omg, lol--that is a good idea....
6. If no serious answers, why put it in the food and drink section? I know, use it on your head. Maybe the action will fire a few neurons.
7. "Stucco" your walls
8. use it as a leg shaver. scrape the hard skin from your heels, elbows and knees, use it as a nail file. use it as a dangerous weapon. cover all the holes in it and use it as a sink plunger (if its a triangle one lol) i did actually once use a cheese grater to file down a piece of wood, because i couldnt find the shed key. it would have been quicker to look for the shed key, but i had a laugh doing it. but if you ever got the urge to be sensible, you could always grate a bit of cheese. i would recommend buying a new one if you have followed any "not sensible" ideas on here though, you may find a bit of toe nail in your cheese baguette!
9. I was going to say use it to grate fresh ginger, but you can slap your boyfriend with it when you're using your cast iron fry pan.
10. I've seen it used by a dominatrix to punish her male slave, but I suppose you already thought of that one.
11. Strain your chunky peanut butter into smooooooooooth.
12. Take revenge on an evil ex`s testicles and then shake vinegar over the damage! OUCH!!
13. scalp 100 immagrants