Graters

I experienced euphoria while exfoliating myself with a cheese grater and listening to Queen. Am I gravid?

Yahoo! wanted to put this under "Psychology." I'm grinnin' a mile wide...

Public Comments

1. Eugh! Your picture is creeping me out!!!!!
2. yuck thats pretty awful
3. You have issues.
4. Grate just great look at the bloody mess on the floor, there's red stains all over the place.
5. gravid? what? just take lots of bandaids with you when you shower!
6. Well you look like a guy. In that case, you couldn't be gravid.
7. No, you are Radio GaGa!!!!
8. I knew there was something I didn't like about clowns!
9. I cheddar to think about that experience, I mozzarella warn you that it can give you the blue..cheez I worry
10. Gradification from pain... Gotta love it. But use a clean cheese grater because I know from experience, old cheese causes major g-itch
11. i just learned a couple new words.... and u r nasty..
12. You look kinda ICP to me!
13. Full of eggs? Probably not. Ditto to the creepy avatar.
14. i did that last week and now i'm gravid too.
15. Yes, you are gravid.
16. can you fill my parmesan cheese container
17. LMAO! psychology... You may possibly be are you glowing? Furthermore I am pondering whether a demon clown has just one or a litter...
18. Lol, doubt your gravid, but hey you never know.
19. You cannot get pregnanat that way, so those behaviors and responses did not make you gravid. You were probably motivated to do exfoliate because you are indeed about to lay a bunch of little snotfaced hatchlings. You need not give me BA but I do request the pick of the litter.
20. just a little callus!!
21. We very-highly believe that you are.
22. when you get ready to heal yourself...call me..i love licking wounds...while i am listening to guns-n-roses....''welcome to the jungle''...GRRRR
23. I think I just fell in love with you.
24. Be sure to put the grater back in the cabinet when you're done. I have to make dinner tonight and I don't want to hunt the damn thing down again! By the way, could you please stop giving Buk cheese. Now he has a rash on his @zz! You're putting the lotion on it this time! ♥
25. It it not possible to get pregs from a grater. You do have exceellent taste in music my dear.
26. I'm not sure...which song...?
27. Yay, baby clowns! Wait...I'm not the father, am I? I do hope it is either the grater or Freddie Mercury.
28. ..... someone at yahoo KNOWS you! :)~
29. no
30. If you are, I'll take mine scrambled, please.
31. no your gravy baby! totally saucy! and now you've got soft skin and bleeding earholes. no wonder you came.