Graters - what would you do if someone came in your room and cut you up with a cheese grater?

what would you do if someone came in your room and cut you up with a cheese grater?

dig out their eyes with a melon baller.
Push their eyeballs through a garlic press.
nothing i would be dead if they cut me up!
I'd be shredded.
um thats a little weird and scary but the best idea is punch them and get a band aid what the hell why would someone grate u with a cheese greater? weird
now, well that is a very good question. I would definately ask them if they would consider putting me on top of a pizza as the "chesse". Then i might be remebered as the first human flesh pizza.
i would scream and call the police. While the police r on their way i would beat the crap out of them and grate THEM with a cheese grater, see how THEY like it.
I would blow their brains out with my 45.
Then I would just be forced to pull out my 10 inch Chef's knife!
couldnt do amything id be dead