Graters

Did anyone else feel like mashing their head against a cheese grater when reading Twilight?

Public Comments

1. NO! Twilight is the best thing everrrr! :)
2. um...no....how come u did? :D
3. meh!!!!! i watched the movie, ya pretty good. Then decided to read the book. I didn't finish the chapter cause i thought it was boring. (For u twilight fans, don't get offended, i just thought it was boring.)
4. LOL funny cheese grater hey I don't find Twilight bad =.= I loved it XD so romantic
5. No, I felt like burning the book and then slamming my head against the wall until I knocked the newly found stupid out of it. The I plotted driving 30 mins to stephanie meyers house to demand my money back!
6. No, but only because I didn't read it. I did during the movie though. Simplistic, cheesy, shallow.
7. NOOO!! GRRRRRR!! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!! hahaha i love your name!!!! TWILIGHT IS THE BESTT EVERRRRR its cuz your a guy...and its a love story.
8. Yes. Banging my head against a wall repeatedly also sounded like a good idea.
9. why did you bother reading it then? stupid question.
10. Heck to the yes! Facepalm, headdesk, you name it! I feel myself losing IQ points reading that literary trash!
11. Does anyone feel like mashing their head against a cheese grater when inundated with Twi-Hater questions?
12. yes. I'm in a Master's writing program for children, and every single professor hates the book. At first I thought it was professional jealousy, but after reading the first book I now know why. They are upset that such a terrible book can sell so many copies while good and decent authors have their books disappear into obscurity. My only hope is that this girls who are obsessed with it will find better books to read when they are done with that series.
13. I am absolutely frustrated with the fact that people choose to make negative comments directed at the Twilight series and labeling the saga as 'Illiterate' etc. A good book doesnt need BIG WORDS! For gods sake, ever thought maybe a book can be successful due to easy reading (for all ages) and a enthralling plot, and lovable characters? For gods sake, how about you people shutup and go and write a book half as good as Twilight, then this discussion will be relevant. Until then, stfu.
14. Yes, I couldn't even finish the book it was so terrible.
15. Oh my God, I think I love you. Finally, someone else who isn't sucked in by this ridiculous craze. I can't go anywhere without being surrounded by rabid Twilight fangirls. Even on the Internet, I'm bombarded with "OMG Edward is teh sex" and "Twilight ftw" and other such nonsense. I think it's starting to melt my brain. Thank goodness for books like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "To Kill a Mockingbird". They're our only defense against such idiocy.