Graters

Ode to a cheese grater. I am on a roll with my opus poems about Cheez Whiz and Cheese Nips. Do you like it?

Will this cheesy poem be as Gouda as the others? I need to Swiss gears. Oh Cheese Grater Is there a greater love than thee? Locked away in a drawer Until you're called for Human ingrates Never appreciate you Until the tacos Beg for your Slivers of golden cheddar Making everything just A little bit beddar.. You slice and dice And never think twice About the cosmic Irony That awaits us all When we end up in That eternal drawer In the sky Lying next to the Potato peeler and Spatula. Oh cheese grater No greater love than thee.

Public Comments

1. I don't like anything with cheese.
2. Its brie-lliant!
3. You are genius, you know that?
4. By golly i think thou hast become a poet. I like it.
5. very Gouda, it has that certain jenesaisquoi, I like it it sort of reminds me of: We have seen the Queen of cheese, Laying quietly at your ease, Gently fanned by evening breeze -- Thy fair form no flies dare seize. All gaily dressed soon you'll go To the great Provincial Show, To be admired by many a beau In the city of Toronto. Cows numerous as a swarm of bees -- Or as the leaves upon the trees -- It did require to make thee please, And stand unrivalled Queen of Cheese. May you not receive a scar as We have heard that Mr. Harris Intends to send you off as far as The great World's show at Paris. Of the youth -- beware of these -- For some of them might rudely squeeze And bite your cheek; then songs or glees We could not sing o' Queen of Cheese. We'rt thou suspended from baloon, You'd cast a shade, even at noon; Folks would think it was the moon About to fall and crush them soon. ~James McIntyre (this was a serious poem xD we read it in AP English.. only in Canada..)
6. Rawr
7. Great , I would like to buy some of what your smoking.
8. You need to work on your rhyming scheme. "Slivers of golden cheddar Making everything just A little bit beddar.." brilliance. but try an A-B-A-B-C-D-C-D pattern.
9. You know what needs a poem or ode REALLY bad? My blender, so under appreciated. He was bought for mixing and all he does is collect dust. I'd be grateful for a limerick about him .
10. LoL that good I love cheese
11. You are grate in the kitchen, what will you whip up next?
12. Sharp. Extra Sharp! I was feeling kind of bleu. but the cheddar made it better. PS The potato peeler feels neglected.
13. Excellent work! You're like Maya Angelou, Martha Stewart and Oprah Winfrey all rolled into one!