Graters

My friend got his "private area" caught in a automatic cheese grater. Now it's bleeding. What do I do?

Hurry, he says he's in pain.

Public Comments

1. grate away and sprinkle it on some spaghetti
2. painful
3. Oooooh, grated cheese sandwich (:
4. Put vinegar ontop of it, and salt.
5. put a KNOB of butter on it to cool it down
6. band-aids usually do the trick.
7. Clean the grater before you use it for grating cheese for your spaghetti.
8. wash 'it' with water make sure its clean with like that medical dettol thingy with cotton dab it on or just water will do it then get a plaster and put some tissue or material like abandage if you dont have one make sure its tight and make sure 'it's' clean before putting the plaster on then leave it heal then go to a doctor if it is seriopus thats all if its a cut if its major: do the same clean it wrap it in some material and go to the emergency hospital :) hope this helps and quick :) xxx EDIT: ALSO GET 'IT' OUT IF ITS STUCK OR GO TO THE DOPCTOR OR SOMETHING IF ITS STUCK !!!
9. If its bleeding really bad apply pressure on with a towel or something then clean it and apply a bandage or something but if its an open wound phone an ambulance or a Doctor. What the hell was his private area doing near an automatic cheese grater anyway?!
10. xD Oooh, Cheese. xDDDD Get it? Cheese? It's a cheese grater? xDD Sorry; x}} Uhh How bad is it? Just take him the the EMERGENCY ROOM xD Just go. and if it's still in there call 999. xDD What was it doing any where near an automatic cheese grater?!? xDD